Lots of exciting things happening this summer at Refined Fool Brewing Company, check it out!
1. Unsanctioned Wrestling
Two parking spaces will now be roped off for greco-roman wrestling. Singlets and ear-muffs can be rented in the tap room. (XXS only)
2. Learn French Horn!
Master hornist Gary Reynolds will be present on Tuesdays to spread his passion for the sexiest member of the horn family. BYOFH.
3. Dove Releasing
Every third Wednesday a flock of wild doves will be released into the taproom. (Note: contrary to popular belief, doves are wildly aggressive.)
4. The Jeremy Ban
Jeremys are now banned.
5. Interpretive Dance
The Sarnia Interpretive Dance Society will be exploring various beer related themes through the medium of dance. This week’s inspiration: yeast.
Water, a towel, and thigh lubricant are recommended.
Refined Fool is now a designated crossfit-free facility. Any crossfit related conversations, movements, or paraphernalia will result in immediate dismissal from the premises.
9. Gary Busey’s Third Cousin
He drinks there sometimes.
10. No Gang Colours
Between June 3rd and August 17th, entry will be denied if wearing the following colours – red, blue, white, salmon, fuchsia, or asparagus green.
… Also the patio is now open, they have a bevy of unique seasonals coming out, and the beer has never been better. Stop in and see them. Seriously.